Having seen a few minutes of the recent Conan flick, I am now pondering the merits of the original version by Ron Howard.

"Hello.  My name is Conan the Barbarian.  You killed my village.  Prepare to die."

"Time isn't just fractured. It's twisted and knotted like a Christmas ribbon-y... thing. There are towns in America where time doesn't change. There's a tangle in Korea where the Korean war has gone on for eleven years and no one has noticed." - The Doctor, "The Wedding of River Song", deleted dialogue